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| Johnny Rocks Private Photos |
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PROFILE:-
Full Name:- Johnny Rocks
Job: Retired Special Agent.
Age: Very good for my age.
Country of origin:- Australia.
Hobbies and Interests:-
Rock collector.
Metal detecting.
Only collects the biggest specimens.
I'll take on any adventure.
A real man's man.
Real life hero.
Will try anything once.
Singing Songs.
Dislikes:-
I hate ants because they crawl up my
legs a lot while filming.
Drooling women and gold diggers.
Fashion:-
I only wear real men's clothes.
I have a velcro fly because I can't get
zippers the right size for my pants.
Sexual Persuasion:-
I'm still looking for the right woman.
Full Name:- Johnny Rocks
Job: Retired Special Agent.
Age: Very good for my age.
Country of origin:- Australia.
Hobbies and Interests:-
Rock collector.
Metal detecting.
Only collects the biggest specimens.
I'll take on any adventure.
A real man's man.
Real life hero.
Will try anything once.
Singing Songs.
Dislikes:-
I hate ants because they crawl up my
legs a lot while filming.
Drooling women and gold diggers.
Fashion:-
I only wear real men's clothes.
I have a velcro fly because I can't get
zippers the right size for my pants.
Sexual Persuasion:-
I'm still looking for the right woman.
I'm always busy and on the move.
Look at this whopper of
a Thunder Egg.
I had to sit down with this
find.
a Thunder Egg.
I had to sit down with this
find.
A humongous Crystal, its
a bloody beauty mate!
a bloody beauty mate!
Checkout me Agate
slab. Its not as good
as a slab of beer
though.
slab. Its not as good
as a slab of beer
though.
Just walk'n this
chunk of Jasper
back to the car.
chunk of Jasper
back to the car.
Holey stalactites!
Checkout me
Gypsum crystals.
Checkout me
Gypsum crystals.
I chopped this
Thunder Egg in half.
Not much color but.
Thunder Egg in half.
Not much color but.
This piece of Amethyst
is pretty average. I'll
stick it in the rock
garden at home.
is pretty average. I'll
stick it in the rock
garden at home.
Do ya like me chunk
of Chrysoprase?
of Chrysoprase?
Crystals like this don't
grow on trees!
grow on trees!
Click on my pictures if you want a better look at me!
Deep in the mysterious hidden rain forests of New South
Wales where I find my giant crystals I found this Paw Paw
tree so I thought I’d stop for a snack and get me some.
A man’s gotta eat!
Don't do this at home kids it's pretty dangerous!
Wales where I find my giant crystals I found this Paw Paw
tree so I thought I’d stop for a snack and get me some.
A man’s gotta eat!
Don't do this at home kids it's pretty dangerous!
Stick around and you can hear some of my original songs soon!
This chunk of topaz scrubbed
up pretty well after a bit of a
polish don't ya think? It might
be just the piece for the right
girl?
up pretty well after a bit of a
polish don't ya think? It might
be just the piece for the right
girl?
Ladies take your eyes
off me for a second and
have a look at my jewels.
off me for a second and
have a look at my jewels.
Ladies please don't write
to me and say my flys
undone cause you know
its just made of velcro!
to me and say my flys
undone cause you know
its just made of velcro!
Some ladies just love
my Agates!
my Agates!
I've got sacks of these
10 x 7mm what I call fly
shit topaz. Excuse the
French ladies.
10 x 7mm what I call fly
shit topaz. Excuse the
French ladies.
I've got some of the
biggest Topaz you'll
ever see!
biggest Topaz you'll
ever see!
And the biggest
Citrine as well.
Citrine as well.
You caught me in a weak
moment here wearing this
silver chain. Real men like
me don't usually wear this
sort of stuff!
moment here wearing this
silver chain. Real men like
me don't usually wear this
sort of stuff!
If you want to buy some
of my gems you'll need to
CLICK HERE!
Hey a man's gotta eat!
of my gems you'll need to
CLICK HERE!
Hey a man's gotta eat!
Checkout me balls.
Hey! Turn off that bloody
camera! There's no privacy
in this world.
camera! There's no privacy
in this world.
On a recent trip to the Queensland
hinterland while searching for the
elusive Topaz I encountered a giant
killer man eating Koala Bear. A fight
ensued and I managed to fight him off
after about 20 minutes of blood and
guts fighting. I got off pretty good and
was only left with a scar on my face as
you can see in the close up shot
provided.
hinterland while searching for the
elusive Topaz I encountered a giant
killer man eating Koala Bear. A fight
ensued and I managed to fight him off
after about 20 minutes of blood and
guts fighting. I got off pretty good and
was only left with a scar on my face as
you can see in the close up shot
provided.
The scar can clearly
be seen to this day.
be seen to this day.
A still shot before the
fight started. You can
see he meant business
right from word go.
fight started. You can
see he meant business
right from word go.
To hear many of my original songs for free you'll need to CLICK HERE!
Because I'm so popular as Johnny Rocks I've had to change my
appearance and stage name to Johnny B. Fans just simply wont leave
me alone and soon as they hear the name Johnny Rocks they're all over
me and want to hear all about my exploits. So now when I perform I take
off the beard and go under cover hoping no one ever discovers who I
really am. I can't just have every woman throwing themselves at me
wherever I go, so now the disguise and little deception has to take place.
Because I'm so popular as Johnny Rocks I've had to change my
appearance and stage name to Johnny B. Fans just simply wont leave
me alone and soon as they hear the name Johnny Rocks they're all over
me and want to hear all about my exploits. So now when I perform I take
off the beard and go under cover hoping no one ever discovers who I
really am. I can't just have every woman throwing themselves at me
wherever I go, so now the disguise and little deception has to take place.
This photo is of Rupert the Roo.
I ride him through the bush and rain
forest areas of Australia.
I've got a special mineral bag I hang
round his neck when we're out fossicking.
I found Rupert as an orphan when his
mum was hit by a B-Double truck.
I ride him through the bush and rain
forest areas of Australia.
I've got a special mineral bag I hang
round his neck when we're out fossicking.
I found Rupert as an orphan when his
mum was hit by a B-Double truck.
Here I am just at the top
of this old volcano
looking for thunder eggs.
of this old volcano
looking for thunder eggs.
Just getting back on my
Harley after a days ride
with the mates.
Harley after a days ride
with the mates.
| My former secret agent stuff but now I'm a Rockhound Adventurer. |
I found this hidden
Amethyst Cavern in the
deepest parts of the
Queensland hinterland.
Amethyst Cavern in the
deepest parts of the
Queensland hinterland.
This is my throne of crystals.
Rupert the Roo doesn't like
strangers very much and he
tends to get a bit jumpy.
strangers very much and he
tends to get a bit jumpy.
After a hard day of digging
for gemstones I like to down
the odd beer.
for gemstones I like to down
the odd beer.
That mongrel of a photographer
took this picture after I had a fall.
I swear I didn't drink much!
And I never spilt a drop of beer.
took this picture after I had a fall.
I swear I didn't drink much!
And I never spilt a drop of beer.
| Johnny Rocks is the ultimate real life rockhound adventurer! |